|Someone with too much time on their hands...
||[Jun. 27th, 2009|09:01 am]
“I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting, nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality, counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes intercommunications incomprehensibleness”.|
This is the longest sentence in the English language in which the Nth word contains N letters.
The shortest is possibly "I am."