Copy the bit below into notepad, and save it as "speech.vbs", then run it. =D
const svsflagsasync = 1
const svsfpurgebeforespeak = 2
set speech = createobject("sapi.spvoice")
for each v in speech.getvoices
speech.speak "Hi, my name is Stephen Hawkings. I am the Lucasian Professor of Mathematics at the University of Cambridge. I love working there because there's lots of hot babes on campus. Oooo. Oh yeah baby... that's the way.", svsflagsasync + svsfpurgebeforespeak
'do things here.
loop until speech.waituntildone(10)