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September 14th, 2009

The Dead Sea is dropping by about three feet a year. [Sep. 14th, 2009|07:12 am]

The Dissi is an ancient, nonrenewable, underground pool of water that, once tapped, will run dry in an estimated 50 years.

I can imagine there's going to be a lot of unique species (possibly containing the cure for cancer and world peace) that are going to get sucked out and mashed up for catfood... =(

Also - a bigger problem. What the hell are we going to call the Dead Sea when it's dried out? The Deader Sea? The Dry Saltlake? hmmm...

They need a witty name for the tourists.

I have a plan though - set up a rental shop that rents out bottomless paddling pools, and a few gallons of water. Put your paddling pool anywhere on the dried out desert, and pour in the water - voila! You're own little piece of the dead sea for the day.

I'm guessing this is the start of the big world squabble over water. It's going to get a hell of a lot worse before it gets better. I imagine whole nations will need to relocate as (waterless + no rainy season) desserts sprout up in what were only dry places. That's going to be one hell of a big deal. =( Imagine you're a neighbouring state who's lucky enough to have regular rainfall, and 2 million thirsty people turn up at your borders... blimey.

You'll panic that once they're in your state, they'll use more than the water you have, so you'll fight them so you don't die. They're certainly going to fight you because if they don't then they'll die of dehydration.

It's going to be an unavoidable bloody massacre, a horrible horrible worldwide fight, and we'll get groups like Blackwater crawling all over the place making a profit from the suffering. =(

What about food producing nations? They're going to sit on their food when it starts getting scarce - it's going to push up prices of rice and wheat the world over.

Blimey - if the water doesn't get us - go forward 12 months, and the food problems it causes will. You can't move agricultural areas thousands of miles on the back of trucks. They're going to fail, and no one will have any money (world-wide recession) to start building on new land.

The more I think of the implications, the scarier all this gets. Also, we live in a chaotic system, so places turning deathly arid can happen in one season, catching out even those that think they're prepared for a steady change.

Buy rice stocks, move out of the dessert areas if you can, and be prepared to travel at a moments notice. Collapsing micro-economies will be the default not too soon.
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Gordon Gekko - role model for big business. [Sep. 14th, 2009|07:57 am]

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Getting cheated out of meager pay [Sep. 14th, 2009|08:07 am]
Americans are getting cheated out of their minimum wage earnings.
Regularly working off the clock, and having false deductions made.

I was shocked - and then read the comments at the bottom of the article.
Then I was speechless.

People were arguing about Republicans and Liberals! How about focussing on the companies breaking the law!? They'll be there, doing the same thing, long after the Republicans and Liberals get voted out (I imagine sometime in the next 5000 years.)

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F*** my life.... [Sep. 14th, 2009|11:24 am]
These are classic...
Feed your Schadenfreude. =)

"Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML"

"Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML"

"Today, I sent my girlfriend of 4 years a text message saying, 'I love you more than anything.' She then replies, 'Hahah! Was that a F*ing joke?' I reply, 'No, why would it be?' She then replied, 'Cause I'm talking to the girl you've been cheating with me on for five months.' FML"

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