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June 10th, 2009

But if we started dating it would ruin our friendship where i ask you to do things and you do them [Jun. 10th, 2009|06:19 am]
Sarah
"I really like you. I do. You're so nice, and sweet, and you listen to all my problems and respond with the appropriate compliments. But, well, I don't really see a relationship in our future. It would be terrible if we let sex destroy this great friendship we have where I get everything I want and you get nothing you want. Don't you think?

I knew you would understand. You always do.

We're so perfect as friends, you know? I can tell you anything, and you know you can always come to me anytime you need to hear me bitch about work or how ugly I feel. You wouldn't want to ruin a friendship like that just so you could be my boyfriend, and have me look at you with desire and longing in my eyes, if only once—would you? Of course not. Well, if we started dating, it would only complicate this wonderful setup I've got going here.

It's just…you're like my best friend, and I would......."

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http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/but_if_we_started_dating_it

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/8r2pc/but_if_we_started_dating_it_would_ruin_our/
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